Aka Andrea, on here Feb 11 and 18 and March 22. Possibly from Italy (or California as usual) Either way a pretty girl with beautiful eyes and well worth checking out, in the nicest way of course.
And those very cute white shorts are by Abercrombie and Fitch of London by the way, thought it would just make your day to know that. That was about 40 pounds very well spent honey...
You see what I mean E, the only two comments were mine! Its a nice private space. Well I looked at Andies two vids, and preferred the one you recommended of her undressing. I know this is gonna sound crazy, tho maybe not to you knowing how you feel about Jenni, but I almost dont want her to keep showing her genitalia to everyone, shes so much better than that! And I know theres that awful a set around of some guy boning Andrea which I HATED!! Am I mad, am I falling in love with damned porn princess? I sure hope your Jenni doesnt start doing that stuff, but how would you feel if the did? I suspect same as me about Andrea. One of my fave pics of her is with her dressed laying on her bed with her pussy. and yeah, its her little kitten shes cuddling! You and me both know thats what girls do, they dont just show their pink bits off all the dam time! Anyway E, I dont wanna waste ya time rambling on, but tks for the message on coolios and let me know if you got this one. I'm sure Pmates wont mind us using his site, but we are worshipping the girls on here after all! See Ya, M.
No I don't mind at all, love reading the comments, and it helps me know what to post... what you like. And don't worry, there's at least one more Andrea fan around here ;-)
I understand what you're saying M, but you can't allow yourself to fall apart over someone you'll probably never meet. And yes, you're right, I AM absolutely nuts over Jenni. But at the same time, I know that I must hold back, because I'm a realist, I don't ever expect to get anything like that going with her. And besides, according to one of her good friends, she already has someone special. On a more personal note, I am too emotionally sensitive and vulnerable in romance, I've been disappointed way too often, so there no way I going there. There's NO way I'm going to allow myself to become attached to a web site nude model I will never meet. It's unrealistic! I'm just happy to be one of Jenni's favorite fans. She has already acknowledged me as such - and I'm happy with that. So, keep your head on straight M, don't get yourself in a situation where you could suffer a terrible heartache, you may be stronger than me emotionally, but it's still a terrible feeling! Not cool! So once again, keep it real. Look for a real woman: perhaps, the one 8 houses from you? And I'm NOT trying to be funny here!
Hey E, Yeah well sometimes we're better dishin out advice than taking it! But I know youre absolutely right in what you say.
You see, the thing with AV will fade, tho I think I'll always like her, and why? Coz shes probably NOT perfect! I do admit I get annoyed when people make unkind remarks about her, problem is, unlike Jenni who has such a kinda natural beauty, AVs pics are, well, more 'hardcore' I guess, and shes a certain notoriety now about the size of her landing gear! I'd like her enough if she kept her knickers ON! But I dont think I'm gonna get heartache over someone I'll never meet, like LL really. Hey, talkin of which I remember taking a 15 year old girlfriend to see Freaky Friday, tk heaven she never realized I was sitting there with raging hard for half the film coz of Lindsay L! She might have thought it was coz of her (which it wasnt). Anyway E, yeah its gonna be Tamara 8 doors down, shes really nice actually, I'm takin her out Thursday to see Harry Potter! Wish me luck, hey and tks again for all your stuff, M (theres a girl on here somewhere who looks a lot like Tamara, well she would if she had clothes on, but cant remember where. wot a bummer)
Hey E! Read your stuff on Andie's page. I think people see what they wanna see regarding ANY girl, tho I've calmed down a bit about the comments (well until the next AV post!). Theres not been a lot to say without saying the same thing over and over, and must say my attentions been in another direction! At least I aint bored stiff - I have a job for the summer and a new friend! (18 next month). So things are ok really. loads of reading to do. Well, I just gotta tell ya, the friend is the one I told you about. Been hanging out quite a lot. She looks like someone called Irishka but if you take a look just look at her face ok E? Cos she aint built the same!!! HaHa!! But shes very nice and SHE'S REAL. I like her a lot. Shes fun and clever and getting to the end of Harry Potter 7! Dunno what she'd make of Pmates! Depends how possessive shes gonna get! (I aint gonna tell her about Andie Valentino anyway). La Lohan's not the same thing, tho I see shes trashed herself again, silly girl. Still, all pretty cool really. If other people read this theyll think im a headcase, but hey, who cares? Sorry youre bored stiff E, maybe take a trip somewhere? if you get the chance that is. Well see you around soon, either on here of the next AV, Jenni or Marlie M post I expect. thats if Tamara hasnt busted me and binned the laptop! M
Hey M! I've got a real problem over at Coolio's. There's an impersonator over there writing fake comments and attaching my name to them to make other commenters (like you) think that I wrote the comments. And you guessed it, he always mentions Jenni's name in his fake comments! He'll write a comment in any model's post, and make some reference to Jenni and apply my name to it (the comment). Whoever he is, he's trying to make me look like I'm obsessed with Jenni. He doesn't necessarily write nasty things about her, but he goes out of his way to make me look like I am very possessive of her. One way he does this is by putting down other models in his "fake-Everett" comments by comparing them to Jenni. Moneyshot, if you know my style of writing, then you know that I don't say bad things about other models at all, even if I don't care for the other models. It's NOT right, and it's also NOT fair to compare one model unfavorably to another model. Another way he tries to make me look bad is by writing sleazy "fan letters" (not comments) to Jenni directly, using the same (Coolio's) comment pages. He's trying to make me look like a complete nut!!! He's also trying to ruin my celebrity/fan relationship with Jenni, too! This is why I hope no "Jenni" posts will appear at Coolio's Babes web site while Coolio's away. Because it's a well known fact that Jenni does resd the comments at Coolio's whenever her posts appear there. That's what he wants, to make me look bad when she reads his "fake-Everett" comments, then cause me to fall out of favor with her. But I'm NOT going to panic...I'm just going to wait till Coolio gets back from vacation, then he'll delete the fake comments and cancel the faker's ip (whatever that is), cuz he did it a few weeks ago, before he went on vacation. But the a**hole is back, again!!! I'm sure when Coolio returns, he'll pull out his magic wand, and make the a**hole disappear again! I live by this simple rule: "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" Once in a while, I'll say something I don't like about a model, but I never say anything harsh. Well, at least, I try NOT to, anyway. Well, enough about the a**hole impersonator, how's your new summer job coming along? I hope it's working out, M.
M, I forgot to mention that I'd like you to see a comment from the "fake" Everett. Go back to Coolio's site and click "Jenya". The faker refers to her as "Katie Fey". Read that comment (the 14th comment near the bottom) and tell me what you think.
I read that stuff E, and I see what you mean. Pmates requires email addresses, Coolios doesnt, problem is when he gets back from vacation he wont know where your imposter had commented. I dont think you're the only one this is happening to on Collios. I know it happens on celeb sites as well, well, LiLo's anyway. If I were you I'd watch out for them, list them, and tell Coolio somehow when he's back. Remember this imposter may think its fun to wind you up and see your reaction. Keep it simple E, if you dont respond he might just get bored and go away. As for Jenni, firstly she probably wont read comments on other girls, so she wont see the fakes. And anyway E, Jenni might be Czech but she's no fool, she's gonna see whats going on. She'll know you still like her. If Coolio posts a Jenni set, get in quick, leave a few lines, and see what happens. I'm sure It'll be ok in the end.
So how did you like her 30 second vid? That girl's really something special. Marlie Moore was on here last week, think you missed her ( I was expecting your visit, thought maybe you were on that deserved vacation!)
Oh and if Andie ever reads this by a zillion to one chance, we BOTH think youre hot as well honey, so dont get jealous!!
Yeah everythings good E, summer bookstore jobs fine. I wont bore you about the 'friend' in case you dont wanna know! You still got California or Arizona on the horizon? Hey man, you take care, I'll be watching out for you, M
Thanks for the encouraging words, M. I know you're a young man, but you ARE wise beyond your years! I agree with everything you said, but I still think about new Jenni promo galleries popping up at Coolio's while he's away. After all, I cannot police the site during my off-hours, while I'm either asleep or at work. That's when I fear her new stuff will show up on the site, then the imposter will make his move. But I won't let it bother me...like you said, it'll all work out in the end. As for the video, I have a membership with Femjoy, so I get to see all of Jenni's stuff. Cool isn't it?! After viewing the vid, I almost internally combusted!!! I've gotta be very careful when I watch her vids because they will make me desire her intensely. I don't ever want that to happen, so I MUST be very careful! ;-) What?! You say Marlie Moore paid us a visit again!!! I must've been asleep at the switch!!! I certainly wasn't on vacation. I was just talkin' last time we spoke. California and Arizona are still awhile away! Hey, I'm glad to hear the summer job's workin' out ok. And don't worry, you wouldn't be boring me if you told me about your new friend. I wish I could make friends as easily as you do! So M, I'll be talkin' with you again, soon. Take care, man.
Hey E! Well dont know how to explain this. I feel emotionally drained! The girl Ive been hangin' out with for a month said she loves me!! Like what the f**ks going on?? First she blows me out, turns out she didnt want me to see her with a ZIT on her nose! I had to be VERY diplomatic in case I gave the wrong answer to that one! HA! girls, dont ya just love em? I mean if Jenni came out in a zit they'd just photoshop her wouldn't they? Well its all been a tornado romance since then I can tell ya.. Thats why Ive been low profile on here the last week with a REAL cute girl in tow! Might do some catching up later... So whats up with you E, apart from your blood pressure from that last set of Jenni pics? Reckon your impostor's buggered off. Tell me your news when youve got a chance. See ya M
How are ya, M! So, you've got girl problems, huh?! Let me tell you, you don't know how lucky you are! That's exactly what I need - cuz much ain't happening with me, here. Well, what can a guy like me do?! And I don't believe my impostor has gone anyway at all. I'm sure he's just layin' low waiting for another chance to strike. But I've followed your advice and move in quickly on Jenni's current gallery/post, dropped a few lines and got out of there before he can do anything. The only way he'll disappear is for Coolio to make it happen. Well, M, nothin' been happenin' much with me around here, and I don't want to bore you with it so I guess I'll go now. As always, it's nice hearing from you. Till next, enjoy your girl. Bye!
Hey E! Well, Jenni yesterday and Andie today, couple of great looking girls. Hey E, always thought it could be a double wedding, you and Jenni, me and Andie, and we could have Marlie Moore as the chief bridesmaid!
But I have to tell ya things have changed! I sure hope I'm not gonna bore ya, this girl I've been seeing? well check this out! Other day we're going out, she comes round my house early, my sister opens the door and I hear something like 'Hey Tamara, wow, dont you look glam!'
So I thinks like whatsup, go in the hall and think 'Blimey Guv!' Cos gone are the combats and tshirt, the gone-wrong highlights her friend cocked up. There stands this apparition in a glam midnight blue dress she bought with her birthday money! Chestnut brown hair done over and looking awesome, make up, long dangly earrings, and I'm like totally unconditional surrender! E, I've had it man, I just sank into those green eyes - stuff the reservations about distance relationships once I'm back at uni, stuff the reservations about what if this dont work and we live in the same road! Man, Ive had it, from that moment I knew I was done for! I couldnt speak, it was like 'Hey, new dress, its... blue' It was pathetic to see! Then she like goes in the kitchen sits down and starts talking to my Mom and sister!!! About cakes! Talk about getting ya feet under the table!! Well, E, thats me sunk, I've got it real bad, I just cant help it.
Theres no point in me denying the girls an 18 year old hottie, and I should feel damn lucky! So now I'm just gonna lie back and admire the scenery! Hey, she could end up 'Mrs Moneyshot!! Ha!! Think of that... doubt she'd go with Marlie Moore as bridesmaid tho...
Right I want ya news E, something must have happened, and hey, maybe if nothing then something soon will! Hey, take care man, Matt
Well, I'm glad to see (at least) you're getting a lot of attention from women! That would never happen to me in a million years. Like the "Rod Stewart" song says, "Some guys get all the luck". Things have been pretty boring around here lately, as usual - but then something rather pleasant did happen last week, Saturday 18 that really picked up my spirit. I talked to Jenni! I left 3 messages for her last Wednesday (the 15th). She answered me on Saturday. She was pleased to hear from me!!! I left 3 different messages wishing her a happy birthday in each one! Yes, she just had a birthday. The ol' gal just turned 24 years young on Friday the 17th. She told me I am her "BEST" fan amongst other things, and she signed off with "Your Jenni". Yep, she's MY Jenni alright!!! Now that put me straight up there in heaven, past the damn space shuttle! I'm back now, but my feet still aren't touching ground, but I'm just barely able to reach this keyboard to type this message to you. I'll be talking to Jenni again, soon. That's the only pleasant episode that's happened to me, so far. But that was all I needed. I'm feeling great because of it! I wish you could have that kind of relationship with Andie (and I mean NO disrespect to Tamara!) I'm sure you're familiar with one of the regular commenters at Coolio's who goes by the name of Chumbawamba. Right? Well, he got lucky, he left a comment about Evelyn Lory at her post this past weekend and got a reply from her. He was excited about it. He said he felt like me!!! I wanna see Andie contact you someday, soon. Think it will happen? I hope so! Well, that's about it. I'll keep you posted on future events in my life, if any. Seriously, I'm glad to hear you're doing okay - especially with Tamara. I sure wish I were in your shoes! That's it for now, M. Take care!
I almost forgot, since you mentioned Marlie Moore, I'd like you to check out a hot chick named Ashleigh (from "Canadian Girls.com") and tell me what you think of her. I think she's really something. I don't think she'll make you forget Marlie, but I think you'll, at least, become a fan of her's. Then again, I could be wrong. Anyway, take care, M!
And as if by magic, here she is!
But PMates, why is it 'Comments Off'? I was gonna show my appreciation and give Everett a message! (btw, nothing could make me forget Marlie except a severe blow to the head)
Bet Pmates is thinkin' 'Oh no, not again!!' Well, Hi E, hows things? Any more about Jenni? Hey, is that her real name that I posted on coolio - Lucie? It came from a kinda linked blog someone had posted on there. And it had messages from Jenni herself promising to meet fan requests, she was even gonna do one in a proper nurses uniform!!!! Best we dont even think about that...
Well my g/f gets back from 10 days in Greece tomorrow. I cant wait!! I just wanna hang out with her. And see her tan of course!
Hey, when ya Mom, ya sister, and ya g/fs friend tell you to 'be careful', like what am I supposed to read into that? I mean what are they thinkin' of?
a) You didnt know shes an maneater?
b) Dont mess up her girly feelings
c) Dont get her pregnant
d) Dont let her go too fast
Any of the above, or a combination of them. E, I realize I'm the amateur here, these females have it all sewn up! Crunchtime will be in about three weeks when uni starts back. Hey chill out time till then..
Hey, Pmates thanked me for my comments on here, a product of my fetid imagination, and of course dont take it all TOO seriously. Except AV, I take her VERY seriously, as you caught me sayin' on that other site!! But if I'm gonna be in love, I know I'm gonna choose Tamara. Andie V, Marlie M and Lindsay L will just be like window shopping! And I promise I'll NEVER compare my real little hottie to them! Youd like her E, 5'5" damned pretty, green eyes, brown hair, and yummy. So why am I here? Dont really know, I just love looking at women. Is that ok? Maybe it isnt. Hey, I'll have to give Pmates a months notice if I'm gonna quit!
So what gives with you E?, coz thats far too much about my stuff. Tell me coz I wanna know. For real!! Hey, catch up with you, Matt
Hi M, it's always good to hear from you! Hey M, FORGIVE me if I seem really testy here, I don't mean to, but I wished you had never mentioned Jenni's real name at Coolio's. You may, or may not know it, but that asshole impostor is still on the loose over there. And you may have given him additional ammunition to FUCK with me. I don't want him to know anything about Jenni (except what he already knows)...he'll know where to find her and start imitating me over there! He doesn't go away completely. He just gets bored, then he comes back. He left a comment in a recent "Verunka" post on Sept. 3 - to see it, you'll have to go back to Coolio's and go to the second page by clicking on "more entries". He refers to himself as "The Real Everett"! His comment is 6th from the top; mine is 3rd. I don't want him knowing about Jenni's web site or her real name (he'll find me over there, too!). All he wants to do is disrupt things for me! Damn!!! I pray that he doesn't see this latest "Jenni" post because then he'll know her real name! I can only hope this latest "Jenni" post will slip quickly into the second page, then eventually into the archives and hope he doesn't go there. Look M, I'm upset, but NOT with you my friend - I know you meant well. It's just that I wish I knew who this guy was, I'd really like to meet him in a dark alley somewhere and...well I rather not say what I would do. Like you said M, Jenni takes requests from her fans over at her site, but what if he goes there and start making nasty (and stupid) requests and add my name to them?! You see my point? Can you do me a favor M? Please, in the future, don't mention Jenni's real name anywhere, okay? Okay M, I've said enough! I don't want you to think I'm angry with you cuz I'm not. I just don't want to deal with this idiot any longer. I don't consider myself to be a pessimist, M...but usually what I fear most tends to happen. Well M, I've been on this earth awhile, and I still can never understand women either. All I know is, you can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em! Can't kill 'em either! ;-) I don't know what "be careful" messages mean in your case, but if I were you, (and sometimes I wish I were) I wouldn't read too much into them. Don't let 'em drive you up a wall! And, by the way, are going to a university? If you are, good for you, smart guy! I'm glad to see things are working out with you and Tamara! You asked if it's ok to look at other girls - well, I don't think so, but I dare NOT past any moral judgements on the subject. All I'm going to say is don't let "you know who" catch you! ;-) And as usual, nothing's happening with me - never is! I don't want to bore you with it. But then there's nothin' to bore you with cuz nothing's happening in the first place! Ha ha!!! I'll be talkin' with you again, hopefully soon, M. Till then, take care!;-):-)
Hi M, yeah, it's me again, Mr. Paranoia (better known as E). Listen man, I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I'm NOT upset with you. How could you have known?! I understood from the get-go that you're NOT at fault! I'm just upset that there has to be a**holes in this world like that idiot at Coolio's who's always impersonating me. I saw your last post at Coolio's. You appealed to Coolio to have your comments removed from the "Jenni" post. Believe me, that's not going to happen (but I appreciate what you tried to do). And besides, you did nothing wrong! Honestly! Trust me, I'm NOT going to let a little paranoia (on my part) come betweem our friendship! So, PLEASE, let put this behind us. It's water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned (again, I shouldn't even be saying this, because you DID NOTHING WRONG). I'm the one who should be doing some apologizing around here cuz I'm the one who foolishly sounded off. And I AM sorry for that foolish rant I made a short time ago, it was inexcusable, for that, I apologize M. I'm NOT going to let the idiotic actions of some a**hole at Coolio's ruin a fun friendship between us. No sir! I read my own stupid comment, and I can now see why you reacted the way you did. Psst, since you've read my "rant", above, you may have figured out that I have fallen hard for Jenni. If you have, you figured right. Silly, aint it?! I hope I grow up, and soon!!! So M, I did say "FORGIVE me if I seem testy here" at the beginning of my rant. Please let me know if you're in a forgiving mood asap. I hope you're the "forgiving" type! :-)
Hey E. Yeah everythings cool! I emailed Coolios babelog direct, and my comments are all gone. Now Coolios want to know what my 'connection is with the erotica business' !! They read all my stuff and reckon I'm more than a 'casual visitor'!! What with that and a Pmates email, whats next? A visit from AV just when I'm in the middle of makin' out with T? I mean does my stuff on here really stick out like dogs balls? Coz I dont mean it to, honest! Well anyway I hope Jenni's name is lost in the ether.
Hey, and YOU told ME not to go gaga over Andrea, and NOW look whats happened! E, what can I say? Next thing you'll be telling me you've enrolled in Czech classes!You gotta get out there and meet a woman. Theres gotta be women you know.. they got any friends? Look I'm a friggin novice! I've only had three g/fs - two kinda fizzled out and one dumped me (she was right coz it would died of natural causes anyway) Now I'm on number 4 and thinkin this is it. You know, 'THE ONE' But man its a damned shark tank out there!!! Maybe thats why theres so many guys on here, and we start comparing these women with REAL ones, which we should NEVER do! We both know thats a no no. And there I go with a whole bunch of crap again! Coz you know all this! You should be telling me! Look in the end if you go big over Jenni, it does no harm as long as you know you cant have her. But like how ya gonna feel if she does some hardcore stuff (WHICH I HOPE SHE DOESNT). You gonna be excited, disappointed in her, jealous or disgusted? (And yeah, Ive seen those two videos!) When I saw that shoot of Andie with some guy up her twat, I just thought 'silly girl, you didnt need to do that' and just kinda ignored it.
Anyways, everythings cool, Jenni and AV both on coolios, now I can downgrade the alert and wait for SOMEONE'S return! Take care E
Oh, and Pmates, if you wanna delete a dozen of these older oomments, feel free!! We dont wanna fill up ya site! Hope you aint gettin' pissed off with us two!
Hi M, glad to see you're your old self again! You're right, I did say something about being careful not to go gaga over AV didn't I?! Well, look what happened to me???!!! - a perfect example isn't it? Now you've seen first hand what happens when you go gaga over an internet babe you cannot have. And didn't you once say to me "sometimes we're better dishin' out advice than taking it"? Human nature is so weird sometimes...don't quite know what to make of it. People are so complex. You know, I may not be able to have Jenni, but I'm certainly going to try to form a mutual (celebrity/fan) friendship with her. I think it can be done - you never know. And as for me meeting women - well M, it's never been easy. I'm not sure why. The best I know is, when it comes to romance, perception has never been my friend! Hey, why do you think I hang around here, to look at the four walls?! If I was "just getting by" in the romance dept., we probably wouldn't know each other. Right now, I'm at an age where it is very difficult to find romance. But I still hold a thread of hope for myself. I just don't like to dwell on it. I'm NOT feeling sorry for myself, that's for sure. And speaking of shark tanks, I know all about that - I practically live in one! Again, that's why I'm here! M, I'm not going the bore you further with my stuff. Glad you're doing ok with the ladies. Believe me, you wouldn't wanna be in my shoes. Hey M, talk to you, soon. Take care, bud!
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Aka Andrea, on here Feb 11 and 18 and March 22. Possibly from Italy (or California as usual) Either way a pretty girl with beautiful eyes and well worth checking out, in the nicest way of course.
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And those very cute white shorts are by Abercrombie and Fitch of London by the way, thought it would just make your day to know that. That was about 40 pounds very well spent honey...
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You see what I mean E, the only two comments were mine! Its a nice private space. Well I looked at Andies two vids, and preferred the one you recommended of her undressing. I know this is gonna sound crazy, tho maybe not to you knowing how you feel about Jenni, but I almost dont want her to keep showing her genitalia to everyone, shes so much better than that! And I know theres that awful a set around of some guy boning Andrea which I HATED!! Am I mad, am I falling in love with damned porn princess? I sure hope your Jenni doesnt start doing that stuff, but how would you feel if the did? I suspect same as me about Andrea. One of my fave pics of her is with her dressed laying on her bed with her pussy. and yeah, its her little kitten shes cuddling! You and me both know thats what girls do, they dont just show their pink bits off all the dam time! Anyway E, I dont wanna waste ya time rambling on, but tks for the message on coolios and let me know if you got this one. I'm sure Pmates wont mind us using his site, but we are worshipping the girls on here after all! See Ya, M.
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No I don't mind at all, love reading the comments, and it helps me know what to post... what you like. And don't worry, there's at least one more Andrea fan around here ;-)
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I understand what you're saying M, but you can't allow yourself to fall apart over someone you'll probably never meet. And yes, you're right, I AM absolutely nuts over Jenni. But at the same time, I know that I must hold back, because I'm a realist, I don't ever expect to get anything like that going with her. And besides, according to one of her good friends, she already has someone special. On a more personal note, I am too emotionally sensitive and vulnerable in romance, I've been disappointed way too often, so there no way I going there. There's NO way I'm going to allow myself to become attached to a web site nude model I will never meet. It's unrealistic! I'm just happy to be one of Jenni's favorite fans. She has already acknowledged me as such - and I'm happy with that. So, keep your head on straight M, don't get yourself in a situation where you could suffer a terrible heartache, you may be stronger than me emotionally, but it's still a terrible feeling! Not cool! So once again, keep it real. Look for a real woman: perhaps, the one 8 houses from you? And I'm NOT trying to be funny here!
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Hey E, Yeah well sometimes we're better dishin out advice than taking it! But I know youre absolutely right in what you say. You see, the thing with AV will fade, tho I think I'll always like her, and why? Coz shes probably NOT perfect! I do admit I get annoyed when people make unkind remarks about her, problem is, unlike Jenni who has such a kinda natural beauty, AVs pics are, well, more 'hardcore' I guess, and shes a certain notoriety now about the size of her landing gear! I'd like her enough if she kept her knickers ON! But I dont think I'm gonna get heartache over someone I'll never meet, like LL really. Hey, talkin of which I remember taking a 15 year old girlfriend to see Freaky Friday, tk heaven she never realized I was sitting there with raging hard for half the film coz of Lindsay L! She might have thought it was coz of her (which it wasnt). Anyway E, yeah its gonna be Tamara 8 doors down, shes really nice actually, I'm takin her out Thursday to see Harry Potter! Wish me luck, hey and tks again for all your stuff, M (theres a girl on here somewhere who looks a lot like Tamara, well she would if she had clothes on, but cant remember where. wot a bummer)
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Hey E! Read your stuff on Andie's page. I think people see what they wanna see regarding ANY girl, tho I've calmed down a bit about the comments (well until the next AV post!). Theres not been a lot to say without saying the same thing over and over, and must say my attentions been in another direction! At least I aint bored stiff - I have a job for the summer and a new friend! (18 next month). So things are ok really. loads of reading to do. Well, I just gotta tell ya, the friend is the one I told you about. Been hanging out quite a lot. She looks like someone called Irishka but if you take a look just look at her face ok E? Cos she aint built the same!!! HaHa!! But shes very nice and SHE'S REAL. I like her a lot. Shes fun and clever and getting to the end of Harry Potter 7! Dunno what she'd make of Pmates! Depends how possessive shes gonna get! (I aint gonna tell her about Andie Valentino anyway). La Lohan's not the same thing, tho I see shes trashed herself again, silly girl. Still, all pretty cool really. If other people read this theyll think im a headcase, but hey, who cares? Sorry youre bored stiff E, maybe take a trip somewhere? if you get the chance that is. Well see you around soon, either on here of the next AV, Jenni or Marlie M post I expect. thats if Tamara hasnt busted me and binned the laptop! M
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Thanks for the suggestion, M. I could use a trip somewhere like sunny California or, perhaps Arizona. That would do me so good.
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Hey M! I've got a real problem over at Coolio's. There's an impersonator over there writing fake comments and attaching my name to them to make other commenters (like you) think that I wrote the comments. And you guessed it, he always mentions Jenni's name in his fake comments! He'll write a comment in any model's post, and make some reference to Jenni and apply my name to it (the comment). Whoever he is, he's trying to make me look like I'm obsessed with Jenni. He doesn't necessarily write nasty things about her, but he goes out of his way to make me look like I am very possessive of her. One way he does this is by putting down other models in his "fake-Everett" comments by comparing them to Jenni. Moneyshot, if you know my style of writing, then you know that I don't say bad things about other models at all, even if I don't care for the other models. It's NOT right, and it's also NOT fair to compare one model unfavorably to another model. Another way he tries to make me look bad is by writing sleazy "fan letters" (not comments) to Jenni directly, using the same (Coolio's) comment pages. He's trying to make me look like a complete nut!!! He's also trying to ruin my celebrity/fan relationship with Jenni, too! This is why I hope no "Jenni" posts will appear at Coolio's Babes web site while Coolio's away. Because it's a well known fact that Jenni does resd the comments at Coolio's whenever her posts appear there. That's what he wants, to make me look bad when she reads his "fake-Everett" comments, then cause me to fall out of favor with her. But I'm NOT going to panic...I'm just going to wait till Coolio gets back from vacation, then he'll delete the fake comments and cancel the faker's ip (whatever that is), cuz he did it a few weeks ago, before he went on vacation. But the a**hole is back, again!!! I'm sure when Coolio returns, he'll pull out his magic wand, and make the a**hole disappear again! I live by this simple rule: "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" Once in a while, I'll say something I don't like about a model, but I never say anything harsh. Well, at least, I try NOT to, anyway. Well, enough about the a**hole impersonator, how's your new summer job coming along? I hope it's working out, M.
Everett
Excuse my spelling, M. I misspelled "read" as resd.
Everett
M, I forgot to mention that I'd like you to see a comment from the "fake" Everett. Go back to Coolio's site and click "Jenya". The faker refers to her as "Katie Fey". Read that comment (the 14th comment near the bottom) and tell me what you think.
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I read that stuff E, and I see what you mean. Pmates requires email addresses, Coolios doesnt, problem is when he gets back from vacation he wont know where your imposter had commented. I dont think you're the only one this is happening to on Collios. I know it happens on celeb sites as well, well, LiLo's anyway. If I were you I'd watch out for them, list them, and tell Coolio somehow when he's back. Remember this imposter may think its fun to wind you up and see your reaction. Keep it simple E, if you dont respond he might just get bored and go away. As for Jenni, firstly she probably wont read comments on other girls, so she wont see the fakes. And anyway E, Jenni might be Czech but she's no fool, she's gonna see whats going on. She'll know you still like her. If Coolio posts a Jenni set, get in quick, leave a few lines, and see what happens. I'm sure It'll be ok in the end. So how did you like her 30 second vid? That girl's really something special. Marlie Moore was on here last week, think you missed her ( I was expecting your visit, thought maybe you were on that deserved vacation!) Oh and if Andie ever reads this by a zillion to one chance, we BOTH think youre hot as well honey, so dont get jealous!! Yeah everythings good E, summer bookstore jobs fine. I wont bore you about the 'friend' in case you dont wanna know! You still got California or Arizona on the horizon? Hey man, you take care, I'll be watching out for you, M
Everett
Thanks for the encouraging words, M. I know you're a young man, but you ARE wise beyond your years! I agree with everything you said, but I still think about new Jenni promo galleries popping up at Coolio's while he's away. After all, I cannot police the site during my off-hours, while I'm either asleep or at work. That's when I fear her new stuff will show up on the site, then the imposter will make his move. But I won't let it bother me...like you said, it'll all work out in the end. As for the video, I have a membership with Femjoy, so I get to see all of Jenni's stuff. Cool isn't it?! After viewing the vid, I almost internally combusted!!! I've gotta be very careful when I watch her vids because they will make me desire her intensely. I don't ever want that to happen, so I MUST be very careful! ;-) What?! You say Marlie Moore paid us a visit again!!! I must've been asleep at the switch!!! I certainly wasn't on vacation. I was just talkin' last time we spoke. California and Arizona are still awhile away! Hey, I'm glad to hear the summer job's workin' out ok. And don't worry, you wouldn't be boring me if you told me about your new friend. I wish I could make friends as easily as you do! So M, I'll be talkin' with you again, soon. Take care, man.
moneyshot
Hey E! Well dont know how to explain this. I feel emotionally drained! The girl Ive been hangin' out with for a month said she loves me!! Like what the f**ks going on?? First she blows me out, turns out she didnt want me to see her with a ZIT on her nose! I had to be VERY diplomatic in case I gave the wrong answer to that one! HA! girls, dont ya just love em? I mean if Jenni came out in a zit they'd just photoshop her wouldn't they? Well its all been a tornado romance since then I can tell ya.. Thats why Ive been low profile on here the last week with a REAL cute girl in tow! Might do some catching up later... So whats up with you E, apart from your blood pressure from that last set of Jenni pics? Reckon your impostor's buggered off. Tell me your news when youve got a chance. See ya M
Everett
How are ya, M! So, you've got girl problems, huh?! Let me tell you, you don't know how lucky you are! That's exactly what I need - cuz much ain't happening with me, here. Well, what can a guy like me do?! And I don't believe my impostor has gone anyway at all. I'm sure he's just layin' low waiting for another chance to strike. But I've followed your advice and move in quickly on Jenni's current gallery/post, dropped a few lines and got out of there before he can do anything. The only way he'll disappear is for Coolio to make it happen. Well, M, nothin' been happenin' much with me around here, and I don't want to bore you with it so I guess I'll go now. As always, it's nice hearing from you. Till next, enjoy your girl. Bye!
moneyshot
Hey E! Well, Jenni yesterday and Andie today, couple of great looking girls. Hey E, always thought it could be a double wedding, you and Jenni, me and Andie, and we could have Marlie Moore as the chief bridesmaid! But I have to tell ya things have changed! I sure hope I'm not gonna bore ya, this girl I've been seeing? well check this out! Other day we're going out, she comes round my house early, my sister opens the door and I hear something like 'Hey Tamara, wow, dont you look glam!' So I thinks like whatsup, go in the hall and think 'Blimey Guv!' Cos gone are the combats and tshirt, the gone-wrong highlights her friend cocked up. There stands this apparition in a glam midnight blue dress she bought with her birthday money! Chestnut brown hair done over and looking awesome, make up, long dangly earrings, and I'm like totally unconditional surrender! E, I've had it man, I just sank into those green eyes - stuff the reservations about distance relationships once I'm back at uni, stuff the reservations about what if this dont work and we live in the same road! Man, Ive had it, from that moment I knew I was done for! I couldnt speak, it was like 'Hey, new dress, its... blue' It was pathetic to see! Then she like goes in the kitchen sits down and starts talking to my Mom and sister!!! About cakes! Talk about getting ya feet under the table!! Well, E, thats me sunk, I've got it real bad, I just cant help it. Theres no point in me denying the girls an 18 year old hottie, and I should feel damn lucky! So now I'm just gonna lie back and admire the scenery! Hey, she could end up 'Mrs Moneyshot!! Ha!! Think of that... doubt she'd go with Marlie Moore as bridesmaid tho... Right I want ya news E, something must have happened, and hey, maybe if nothing then something soon will! Hey, take care man, Matt
Everett
Well, I'm glad to see (at least) you're getting a lot of attention from women! That would never happen to me in a million years. Like the "Rod Stewart" song says, "Some guys get all the luck". Things have been pretty boring around here lately, as usual - but then something rather pleasant did happen last week, Saturday 18 that really picked up my spirit. I talked to Jenni! I left 3 messages for her last Wednesday (the 15th). She answered me on Saturday. She was pleased to hear from me!!! I left 3 different messages wishing her a happy birthday in each one! Yes, she just had a birthday. The ol' gal just turned 24 years young on Friday the 17th. She told me I am her "BEST" fan amongst other things, and she signed off with "Your Jenni". Yep, she's MY Jenni alright!!! Now that put me straight up there in heaven, past the damn space shuttle! I'm back now, but my feet still aren't touching ground, but I'm just barely able to reach this keyboard to type this message to you. I'll be talking to Jenni again, soon. That's the only pleasant episode that's happened to me, so far. But that was all I needed. I'm feeling great because of it! I wish you could have that kind of relationship with Andie (and I mean NO disrespect to Tamara!) I'm sure you're familiar with one of the regular commenters at Coolio's who goes by the name of Chumbawamba. Right? Well, he got lucky, he left a comment about Evelyn Lory at her post this past weekend and got a reply from her. He was excited about it. He said he felt like me!!! I wanna see Andie contact you someday, soon. Think it will happen? I hope so! Well, that's about it. I'll keep you posted on future events in my life, if any. Seriously, I'm glad to hear you're doing okay - especially with Tamara. I sure wish I were in your shoes! That's it for now, M. Take care!
Everett
I almost forgot, since you mentioned Marlie Moore, I'd like you to check out a hot chick named Ashleigh (from "Canadian Girls.com") and tell me what you think of her. I think she's really something. I don't think she'll make you forget Marlie, but I think you'll, at least, become a fan of her's. Then again, I could be wrong. Anyway, take care, M!
Everett
Oops! Goofed again! It's SexyCanadianGirls.com. Once again, her name is Ashleigh.
moneyshot
And as if by magic, here she is! But PMates, why is it 'Comments Off'? I was gonna show my appreciation and give Everett a message! (btw, nothing could make me forget Marlie except a severe blow to the head)
pmates
I don't know why it was comments off, but I turned them back on. I don't even know how I did that?
Everett
Your sweety has arrived, M! Like you said, Mr. Pmate listens to his customers! Knock yourself out, M! Enjoy!
moneyshot
Bet Pmates is thinkin' 'Oh no, not again!!' Well, Hi E, hows things? Any more about Jenni? Hey, is that her real name that I posted on coolio - Lucie? It came from a kinda linked blog someone had posted on there. And it had messages from Jenni herself promising to meet fan requests, she was even gonna do one in a proper nurses uniform!!!! Best we dont even think about that... Well my g/f gets back from 10 days in Greece tomorrow. I cant wait!! I just wanna hang out with her. And see her tan of course! Hey, when ya Mom, ya sister, and ya g/fs friend tell you to 'be careful', like what am I supposed to read into that? I mean what are they thinkin' of? a) You didnt know shes an maneater? b) Dont mess up her girly feelings c) Dont get her pregnant d) Dont let her go too fast Any of the above, or a combination of them. E, I realize I'm the amateur here, these females have it all sewn up! Crunchtime will be in about three weeks when uni starts back. Hey chill out time till then.. Hey, Pmates thanked me for my comments on here, a product of my fetid imagination, and of course dont take it all TOO seriously. Except AV, I take her VERY seriously, as you caught me sayin' on that other site!! But if I'm gonna be in love, I know I'm gonna choose Tamara. Andie V, Marlie M and Lindsay L will just be like window shopping! And I promise I'll NEVER compare my real little hottie to them! Youd like her E, 5'5" damned pretty, green eyes, brown hair, and yummy. So why am I here? Dont really know, I just love looking at women. Is that ok? Maybe it isnt. Hey, I'll have to give Pmates a months notice if I'm gonna quit! So what gives with you E?, coz thats far too much about my stuff. Tell me coz I wanna know. For real!! Hey, catch up with you, Matt
Everett
Hi M, it's always good to hear from you! Hey M, FORGIVE me if I seem really testy here, I don't mean to, but I wished you had never mentioned Jenni's real name at Coolio's. You may, or may not know it, but that asshole impostor is still on the loose over there. And you may have given him additional ammunition to FUCK with me. I don't want him to know anything about Jenni (except what he already knows)...he'll know where to find her and start imitating me over there! He doesn't go away completely. He just gets bored, then he comes back. He left a comment in a recent "Verunka" post on Sept. 3 - to see it, you'll have to go back to Coolio's and go to the second page by clicking on "more entries". He refers to himself as "The Real Everett"! His comment is 6th from the top; mine is 3rd. I don't want him knowing about Jenni's web site or her real name (he'll find me over there, too!). All he wants to do is disrupt things for me! Damn!!! I pray that he doesn't see this latest "Jenni" post because then he'll know her real name! I can only hope this latest "Jenni" post will slip quickly into the second page, then eventually into the archives and hope he doesn't go there. Look M, I'm upset, but NOT with you my friend - I know you meant well. It's just that I wish I knew who this guy was, I'd really like to meet him in a dark alley somewhere and...well I rather not say what I would do. Like you said M, Jenni takes requests from her fans over at her site, but what if he goes there and start making nasty (and stupid) requests and add my name to them?! You see my point? Can you do me a favor M? Please, in the future, don't mention Jenni's real name anywhere, okay? Okay M, I've said enough! I don't want you to think I'm angry with you cuz I'm not. I just don't want to deal with this idiot any longer. I don't consider myself to be a pessimist, M...but usually what I fear most tends to happen. Well M, I've been on this earth awhile, and I still can never understand women either. All I know is, you can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em! Can't kill 'em either! ;-) I don't know what "be careful" messages mean in your case, but if I were you, (and sometimes I wish I were) I wouldn't read too much into them. Don't let 'em drive you up a wall! And, by the way, are going to a university? If you are, good for you, smart guy! I'm glad to see things are working out with you and Tamara! You asked if it's ok to look at other girls - well, I don't think so, but I dare NOT past any moral judgements on the subject. All I'm going to say is don't let "you know who" catch you! ;-) And as usual, nothing's happening with me - never is! I don't want to bore you with it. But then there's nothin' to bore you with cuz nothing's happening in the first place! Ha ha!!! I'll be talkin' with you again, hopefully soon, M. Till then, take care!;-):-)
Everett
Hi M, yeah, it's me again, Mr. Paranoia (better known as E). Listen man, I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I'm NOT upset with you. How could you have known?! I understood from the get-go that you're NOT at fault! I'm just upset that there has to be a**holes in this world like that idiot at Coolio's who's always impersonating me. I saw your last post at Coolio's. You appealed to Coolio to have your comments removed from the "Jenni" post. Believe me, that's not going to happen (but I appreciate what you tried to do). And besides, you did nothing wrong! Honestly! Trust me, I'm NOT going to let a little paranoia (on my part) come betweem our friendship! So, PLEASE, let put this behind us. It's water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned (again, I shouldn't even be saying this, because you DID NOTHING WRONG). I'm the one who should be doing some apologizing around here cuz I'm the one who foolishly sounded off. And I AM sorry for that foolish rant I made a short time ago, it was inexcusable, for that, I apologize M. I'm NOT going to let the idiotic actions of some a**hole at Coolio's ruin a fun friendship between us. No sir! I read my own stupid comment, and I can now see why you reacted the way you did. Psst, since you've read my "rant", above, you may have figured out that I have fallen hard for Jenni. If you have, you figured right. Silly, aint it?! I hope I grow up, and soon!!! So M, I did say "FORGIVE me if I seem testy here" at the beginning of my rant. Please let me know if you're in a forgiving mood asap. I hope you're the "forgiving" type! :-)
Everett
Hey M, are things still cool between us?! If you're pissed with me, I can't say I blame you. Please let me know. Let's talk.
moneyshot
Hey E. Yeah everythings cool! I emailed Coolios babelog direct, and my comments are all gone. Now Coolios want to know what my 'connection is with the erotica business' !! They read all my stuff and reckon I'm more than a 'casual visitor'!! What with that and a Pmates email, whats next? A visit from AV just when I'm in the middle of makin' out with T? I mean does my stuff on here really stick out like dogs balls? Coz I dont mean it to, honest! Well anyway I hope Jenni's name is lost in the ether. Hey, and YOU told ME not to go gaga over Andrea, and NOW look whats happened! E, what can I say? Next thing you'll be telling me you've enrolled in Czech classes!You gotta get out there and meet a woman. Theres gotta be women you know.. they got any friends? Look I'm a friggin novice! I've only had three g/fs - two kinda fizzled out and one dumped me (she was right coz it would died of natural causes anyway) Now I'm on number 4 and thinkin this is it. You know, 'THE ONE' But man its a damned shark tank out there!!! Maybe thats why theres so many guys on here, and we start comparing these women with REAL ones, which we should NEVER do! We both know thats a no no. And there I go with a whole bunch of crap again! Coz you know all this! You should be telling me! Look in the end if you go big over Jenni, it does no harm as long as you know you cant have her. But like how ya gonna feel if she does some hardcore stuff (WHICH I HOPE SHE DOESNT). You gonna be excited, disappointed in her, jealous or disgusted? (And yeah, Ive seen those two videos!) When I saw that shoot of Andie with some guy up her twat, I just thought 'silly girl, you didnt need to do that' and just kinda ignored it. Anyways, everythings cool, Jenni and AV both on coolios, now I can downgrade the alert and wait for SOMEONE'S return! Take care E
moneyshot
Oh, and Pmates, if you wanna delete a dozen of these older oomments, feel free!! We dont wanna fill up ya site! Hope you aint gettin' pissed off with us two!
Everett
Hi M, glad to see you're your old self again! You're right, I did say something about being careful not to go gaga over AV didn't I?! Well, look what happened to me???!!! - a perfect example isn't it? Now you've seen first hand what happens when you go gaga over an internet babe you cannot have. And didn't you once say to me "sometimes we're better dishin' out advice than taking it"? Human nature is so weird sometimes...don't quite know what to make of it. People are so complex. You know, I may not be able to have Jenni, but I'm certainly going to try to form a mutual (celebrity/fan) friendship with her. I think it can be done - you never know. And as for me meeting women - well M, it's never been easy. I'm not sure why. The best I know is, when it comes to romance, perception has never been my friend! Hey, why do you think I hang around here, to look at the four walls?! If I was "just getting by" in the romance dept., we probably wouldn't know each other. Right now, I'm at an age where it is very difficult to find romance. But I still hold a thread of hope for myself. I just don't like to dwell on it. I'm NOT feeling sorry for myself, that's for sure. And speaking of shark tanks, I know all about that - I practically live in one! Again, that's why I'm here! M, I'm not going the bore you further with my stuff. Glad you're doing ok with the ladies. Believe me, you wouldn't wanna be in my shoes. Hey M, talk to you, soon. Take care, bud!
Sam
EV what's their to say,but that she's a amazing looking woman? ps haha hi again moneyshot.